do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
- me: omg i have so much stuff to do
- me: i don't even have enough time for all this
- me: *opens tumblr*
- Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
- Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
i’m gonna go eat ice cream, watch lovey dovey movies and cry myself too sleep :’(
on top of all this i have too wake up tomorrow & go too a hell hole called school </3
- british boys: hey gorgeous, how are you? you look lovely today
- australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
- american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
- arab guys: you want to make friendship
- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
- me: I am okay, I'm not gonna cry!
- someone: are you okay?
- me: *burst into tears*
idk man, all the tumblr famous people make retarted text posts or make good graphics and are sarcastic as fuck to their followers
and then all the nice sweet people who update all the time and are just awesome have not many followers
TUMBLR LOGIC CONFUSES ME